This...is Toddler Privilege

This is Toddler Privilege is a social justice tumblr that seeks to uncover the various unseen ways in which toddlers are afforded social benefits in an attempt to promote an atmosphere of equality.

#69

Toddler Privilege is not having any burdensome drug dependencies.

The kids have it all figured out.

Why we really shouldn’t encourage toddlers to learn to talk.

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

#68

Toddler Privilege is automatically getting candy offered to you at the bank.

#67

Toddler Privilege is Kidz Bop music.

#66

Toddler Privilege is not having to go to school. Playtime every time!

#65

Toddler Privilege is never being ugly. And if a toddler is somehow ugly, they still stand a good chance to grow out of it.

#64

Toddler Privilege is “Baby on Board” signs that urge people to be careful around a vehicle simply because a toddler is riding in it.

Anonymous Asked

QuestionIt's horribly unfair that I can't get away with showing my naked butt in public while Toddlers can. Society commodifies and oppresses my non-Toddler body as "wrong" or "abnormal" while Toddlers are the "good, normal" body. It is dehumanizing, really. Die Toddler Scum. Answer

It’s true. The dissemination of toddler butts in Luvs and Pampers commercials has created an idealized aesthetic for all of us. I’m sure you have a lovely butt, anon. It’s a shame you can’t show it off in public while privileged toddlers enjoy that right. We’ll keep fighting this good fight for people like you.

#63

Toddler Privilege is training wheels.